I am your neighbor. I seem most respectable,
  But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad.
  So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you ---
  down at the end of your road.
  And I live down the end of your road.
  
  I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise ---
  from your striped lawn and your new swimming pool.
  I place broken bottles in your geraniums ---
  sabotage your gardening tools.
  And I live down the end of your road.
  
  By day I am a real estate gentleman.
  I deal in fine properties --- cheap at the price.
  After dark, I plan my most devious practices
  which you might think are not very nice.
  
  Designing a system to reverse your plumbing ---
  welling up, as you sit on your private throne.
  will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties
  you would rather not have in your home.
  And I live down the end of your road.
  
  Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room,
  Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail.
  Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning
  and your houses will soon be for sale.
  And I live down the end of your road.
  
  I live down the end of your road.