"My job is to tell it like it is.."
  
  [Ice Cube]
  See who the fuck I'ma jack today
  Nigga broke, shit
  and it's early in the mornin
  
  "Today I'm going to tell you the story of Robin Hood"
  
  [Ice Cube]
  At last, grab my ski-mask out the closet
  Now let's see how big did my balls get?
  I brush my teeth - it takes a thief
  Swervin, cause I'm tryin to roll up the chronic leaf
  At a stop sign, I take a hit and hold it on
  I cough (*cough cough*) now I'm off
  Drivin down the two-lane highway
  It's all bad, thinkin bout shit I never had
  Pass through the W.S. (neighbor-hood)
  Knowin I can do my best in Westwood
  Cut off by a white BM, driven by a yuppie
  He sticks up his finger like, "Fuck me"
  Now I gotta to follow him HOME, with my CHROME
  Send him to the Twilight ZONE, it's ON
  Niggaz say I'm gone cause I'm fuckin with the rich
  (say what?) but they all full of bitch (yeah)
  Don't need a snitch, so I'm rollin solo
  in a straight bucket, no it ain't a low-low
  He pulls up to a seven bedroom, eight bath
  Oh yeah! He's got to feel the wrath
  Pistola to the neck, devil turn off the Westec(?)
  and when you're rollin have mo' respect (bitch)
  Tied his ass up and took everything I could
  A nigga straight robbin, mobbin, back to the hood
  
  Chorus: Ice Cube (repeat 2X)
  
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of)
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of)
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of..
  .. robbin hood, cause it ain't all good)
  
  [Ice Cube]
  Since two-eleven is my favorite number
  fuck squabbin, cause I be Robin like the Boy Wonder
  "Holy Bandit!" Leave yo' ass stranded and you know that
  Unhook the LoJack, cellular phone under the flo' mat
  (Uh) They wanna say that it's federal
  Actin like your ninety-five Coupe, is headed fo'
  Beirut they wanna shoot me like a terrorist
  but I don't give a FUCK, cause I'm takin care of this
  Trigger finger got blisters
  Heard from your sisters, you be rollin on the twisters
  Now when we meet, I can make your heart beat..
  .. and make you feel, so neat
  Or you can get us fifteen
  twenties out the ATM, I'll take all of them (give 'em up)
  I'm king of the Slim Jim, it's the incredible
  Nine-oh-two-one-oh, is where I'm headed foe
  Don't need no Merry Men, I fuck around and bury them
  (POW!) if they told, what I stole (uh)
  Motherfuckers got to know that I'm lethal
  Steal from the rich, and slide it to my people
  
  Chorus 1/2
  
  [Ice Cube]
  I stalk, rich ass people like Hudson Hawk
  Bitch don't talk, let's take a walk
  Nigga got nuttin to lose, you know the rules
  The purse and the jewels or the eleven o'clock news
  Which one? Magnum gun to the titties
  Makin scared devils, move from my city
  with the strong-arm, fuck the long arm of the law
  Bitch count to ten and forget who you saw (hurry up)
  Had to clock her with the handle, cause
  your husband's a thief with an S&L scandal
  Don't feel bad if you're stuck up, ahhhh
  Nobody move, nobody get - shut the fuck up!
  I'm nervous, quick to serve this
  heat in yo' meat, make your blood skeet
  A nigga just tryin to get on his feet
  So hurry up rich bitch, before I twitch
  She said, "Don't rape me, and don't kill me"
  Nigga don't want to fuck, yo' filthy ass
  Just give me the cash and we good
  All I wanna do is rob you on my way to the hood
  
  Chorus
  
  Chorus: Ice Cube
  
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of)
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of)
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of..
  .. robbin hood, cause it ain't all good)
  
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of)
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of)
  All my niggaz love (the adventures of..
  .. robbin hood, cause ain't SHIT good, YEAH!)
  
  "You know somethin Robin?" (8X)
  "You know somethin Robin? You're takin too many chances."
  "You must be joking!"
  
  "You're takin too many chances."
  "You must be joking!"