Be hold the way our fine feathered friend
  His virtue doth parade
  Thou knowest not my dim witted friend
  The picture thou hast made
  Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair
  Conceal thy good intent
  Thou noble upright, truthful, sincere
  And slightly dopey gent
  
  You're my funny valentine
  Sweet comic valentine
  You make me smile with my heart
  Your looks are laughable
  Unphotographable
  Yet you're my favorite work of art
  Is your figure less than greek
  Is your mouth a little weak
  When you open it to speak
  Are you smart?
  But don't change a hair for me
  Not if you care for me
  Stay little valentine stay
  Each day is valentine's day!